On The Lighter Side

One person’s view of the proposed new healthcare in America

The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the

Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a

misconception, While the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” While the Pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!”

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists

claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would “put a whole

new face on the matter.”

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but

the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty

Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire
decision up to the ass-holes in Washington.

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