Snowflakes

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 – A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.

8:15 – So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 – My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous

chest, saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 – The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit, and said it should

have been two snow men instead.

8:22 – The transgender man… woman…person asked why I didn’t just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 – The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose since veggies are food and not used to decorate snow figures.

8:28 – I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 – The middle eastern guy across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up.

8:40 – The police arrived, saying someone had been offended.

8:42 – The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 – The council of equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 – A TV news crew  showed up. I was asked if I knew the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied “Snowballs”, and I am now called asexist.

9:00 – I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 – I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 – Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon, all the snow had melted

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is exactly what we have become… all caused by some Snowflakes

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